Tuesday, June 14, 2011

Super 8 (2011)

Imagine "E.T.",
if E.T. was a badass.
All you need to know.

Green Lantern: Emerald Knights (2011)

Green Lantern nerd? This
portmanteau might be for you.
Rest of us? Bit dull.

True Grit (2010)

The Dude drinks whiskey,
shoots cowboys, gets pushed around
by tough little girl

Wednesday, June 8, 2011

Pirates of the Carribean: On Stranger Tides (2011)

Where's Legolas?
Jack's missing two dimensions,
Can't carry a film

X-Men: First Class (2011)

Seen one, seen 'em all
They really need a new plot
Beats part 3, at least

Requiem for a Dream (2000)

Stoner comedy
If you think degradation
is funny, that is