Bottle Rocket (1996)

I stay in hotels:
must rethink relationship
with the maid service

The Gospel of John (2003)

Best Jesus film? It's
entertaining, instructive.
Surprisingly great

Date Night (2010)

When you have four kids
this cuts pretty close to home.
Except weird sex bits.

Ip Man 2 (2010)

Not as mind blowing
as part one, but one great fight.
Yen is amazing.

Tron Legacy (2010)

What if "The Matrix"
had starred The Dude? Now we know.
Part Three? TRON Bowling.

Little Miss Sunshine (2006)

I thought I might die
when the little girl started
performing striptease

Ed Wood (1994)

Heartfelt biopic
On joys of filmmaking and
angora sweaters

Tron (1982)

Weird how I recalled
the awesome ten minutes, not
tedious eighty

Black Swan (2010)

Makes me feel better
That I let the children quit
Their ballet lessons

The Spirit (2008)

I like Frank Miller
But the guy's view of women?
Pretty alarming.

The Social Network (2010)

Billionaire? So what:
Eisenberg's the only guy
who doesn't get laid.