Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones (2002)

Jar Jar replaced by
Nauseating romance scenes.
Yoda's a badass.

Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead

There are no small parts,
only small actors, but bit
players have it rough.

Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)

Tremor in the Force:
Millions of nerds, crying out,
but never silent.

Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Undead

So disappointing.
Great title, photography
and cast.  Stupid script.

Three Monkeys (2008)

Cool photography,
but drowned kid's ridiculous,
pacing is glacial

Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer (1964)

Rudolph, excluded
because he is handicapped.
Man, reindeer are dicks.

Gunless (2010)

Damned Americans,
Shooting and killing, then they
come steal our women.

The Walking Dead - Episode 105 "Wildfire" (2010)

Goodbye, Jim.  We hope
you find your family. Or
eat the Mexicans.

Mars Attacks (1996)

I love my wife, but
she hates this.  Can our marriage
survive? It's doubtful.