The Thaw (2009)

I would have called it
"Val Kilmer: Terrible Dad".
That guy was a dick.

Survival of the Dead (2009)

George phones this one in,
copies his imitators.
Cartoonish and dull.

Frozen (2010)

It's Open Water
but on a chairlift, with wolves.
This film is perfect.

Part of the always delightful Final Girl Film Club.

Give 'em Hell, Malone (2009)

Noir action movie
that somehow is less than the
sum of all its parts

The Karate Kid (2010)

Fights are better, but
they forgot the karate,
Smith's no Macchio

Superman/Batman: Apocalypse (2010)

Story's a bit thin,
Since we already know that
Batman's a bad ass

Return of the Jedi (1983)

Features precise point
Where series goes off the rails:
First shot of Ewok

An Apology to Our Readers for the Lack of Recent Reviews

Been watching Mad Men
from start, with no time for films.
Almost caught up now