Inception (2010)

Dreams within dreams; it's
Cartesian bank robbers, with
Crying and stuff, too

Kick-Ass (2010)

What is wrong with this?
Comic was great- this? So dull,
So disappointing.

Shutter Island (2010)

Dear Hollywood guys:
That twist end you like so much?
Fucking obvious

A Special Haiku About Eli Roth

My friend lusts for him
Me? I prefer his movies
Bear Jew knows horror

Special Nepotism Edition - Book Review of "Fey Girl" by Kevin Newman, a Guy I Went to High School With

Verbose but low key,
punctuated with weirdness.
Starts slow, becomes fun.

Check it out here.

Crazy Heart (2009)

"Walk the Line", without
Johnny Cash or happy end,
but starring the Dude

Hunger (2008)

You can smell the shit
Smeared on the walls of the jail
Unbelievable

Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010)

First cartoon I've seen
With grave robbing as plot point
Man, I love Batman

Scott Pilgrim vs. the World (2010)

So plot's a bit thin
But it's one hundred and twelve
minutes of awesome

The Human Centipede (First Sequence) (2009)

For a film about
Sewing people ass to mouth
Surprisingly slow

Rubber (2010)

A great film about
Boy and his dad.  Also, a
Fucking Evil Tire.

Hellbound (1994)

Chuck fights evil by
karate kicking Satan.
Should have been better.

Reviewed for the Final Girl Film Club.

High School (2010)

Haven't smoked in years
But man, I laughed my ass off
From start to finish

Robogeisha (2009)

To my great surprise,
Robot Assassin Geishas:
Not that exciting

The Last Exorcism (2010)

Fucking unsettling:
Fabian is terrific
A great, smart movie

Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince (2009)

Pretty good movie
Harry's less irritating
So much cut from book

Original review is here.

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (2007)

A bit disjointed,
With tiresome Angry Harry:
Seems like placeholder

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2005)

Still enjoyable
But here's where films start failing
To live up to books