Blood: The Last Vampire (2009)

Better than cartoon
Which admittedly is like
Damning with faint praise

Defendor (2009)

Look out, termites - for
justice may be confused, but
it is squishing time

Starship Troopers (1997)

Acting? Nope. Plot? Nope.
But it sure does one thing right:
Giant fucking bugs

Avatar (2009)

Made a billion bucks
It's 'Dances With Wolves' in space
With happier end

A Serious Man (2009)

Man, those Coen bros:
Don't bother with plot but film's
Still captivating

(The First Half of) The Invention of Lying (2009)

Clever concept that's
Not well thought out, I think; but
I did fall asleep

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Zombie Hunter Rika (2008)

Only in Japan:
Schoolgirl kills zombies, rubber
suits and nudity

Surrogates (2009)

Thankfully they fried
Bruce Willis' bad toupe
Early in the film

Gamer (2009)

Death Race meets Matrix
With Crank's goofy editing
Premise not explored

Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead (2006)

Best chicken zombie,
explosive diarrhea
musical ever

Pineapple Express (2008)

Seth plays against type:
He's the responsible one.
It's half hour too long.

It Might Get Loud (2008)

It seems weird that the
cinematography far
outshines the music

Sherlock Holmes (2009)

Solving mysteries
With minimum deduction,
Max slow-mo punching

Fatal Attraction (1987)

Having an affair?
Get a background check done first
Will save on bullets

The Prince of Egypt (1998)

It's cartoon Moses:
He sings, he dances, he makes
best Exodus film

Extract (2009)

Hiring gigolo
To seduce your own wife, eh?
Surprise: not great plan

Les revenants (2004)

Cool concept, only
They forgot about a plot.
Frustrating ending.