The House of the Devil (2009)

Great atmosphere but
not much payoff at the end.
But man, I've seen worse

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Part of the Final Girl Film Club

Black Dynamite (2009)

Shaft remake, but good
Ninety minutes of afros,
Ass and ass-kicking

Knowing (2009)

Lazy screenwriting
Is not saved by Nick Cage's
Chewing scenery

Superman/Batman: Public Enemies (2009)

Story's a bit thin
But lots of smash-bang-pow, plus
heroic cleavage

Mortuary (2005)

Not Tobe's best film:
It's basically Slither's
retarded cousin

eXistenZ (1999)

Tries - not quite profound
But Chinese restaurant scene?
Pretty fucking gross

The White Stripes Under Great White Northern Lights (2009)

Gimicky? Yeah sure
But its totally sincere
Best rock film ever

Justice League: Crisis on Two Earths (2010)

Fun but too light.  A
wasted opportunity.
Climax was great, though

DC Showcase: The Spectre (2010)

Let's face it: this flick
Is better than Justice League
In every way

Gremlins (1984)

Here is a riddle:
Which one is better, Gremlins
or Gremlins 2? Both

Righteous Kill (2008)

Somehow I figured
Any flick with these two guys
Would not be so dull

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Paranormal Activity (2007)

Creepy, but suffers
from fact that protagonists
are complete morons

Moon (2009)

Watch Lost Season 2?
This is Desmond on the Moon:
Great acting and plot