Samurai Fiction (1998)

Typical story

Stylistically modern

With bonus ninjas

Shorts (2009)

Sadly not Spy Kids

Still very entertaining

Score is fantastic

Inglourious Basterds (2009)

Tarantino makes
Killing Nazis look awesome
Disguising horror

Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker (2000)

Robin's future shown

Horrifying but awesome

Old man Bruce Wayne's great

Ghidorah The Three-Headed Monster (1964)

Godzilla, Mothra

and Rodin fight aliens

Not Shimura's best

Fearless (2006)

One of the better

Wushu propaganda films

One amazing fight

Vampire Girl vs. Frankenstein Girl (2009)

Tokyo Gore Police

Meets "Let the Right One In", but

Even more awesome

Blackheads (2009)

In 14 minutes

Man's fucked in festering boil

Girlfriend issues, too

Shoot Em Up (2007)

So over the top

The perfect action movie

He kills with carrots

Zach and Miri Make a Porno (2008)

Surprisingly good
Funnier than expected
Banks is pretty hot

Burn After Reading (2008)

Coens return with

A lot of adultery

A dildo chair, too

Martyrs (2008)

Inside meets Ichi

Ending was unexpected

The French are fucked up